Post-It #35

It's been awhile since I posted kids quotes. I usually forget them, so I only have the things that I put on facebook. So if you are my facebook friend, you've probably already seen this stuff.


What if I actually went to crab heaven? Then God would turn me into a crab. ~Owen

Morgan: "know why I'm so good at catchin' flies? Because I'm like a Venus fly trap!"

When I asked Morgan to help me with something that was contrary to his plans, he said, "I am so destructing mad!"

I was talking to the kids about when they are older, and Morgan was saying he would visit me everyday, but he didn't know if his wife would. I said "you don't think your wife will like me?" William piped in and said his wife would like me, then Owen said, "my wife likes you." William and Morgan told him he didn't have a wife. He adamantly disagreed so I said, "then where is your wife?" he looked around then patted his chest and said, "right here. My chest is my wife."

Me: "where did you get that gum?"
Morgan: "under the bench... It tastes good still!"