It's been a
long time since I posted quotes! Enjoy.
Lydia just
found a pair of scissors and held them close to her face and said, "never,
ever, cut your hair."
At least she listens. But boy does that make me nervous.
At least she listens. But boy does that make me nervous.
As I was
clipping Morgan's toenails, he said: sometimes I put boogers on my toenails.
That was one right there.
Me: what?! Morgan, that's disgusting. Why would you do that?
Morgan: well, I have no where else to put them.
William: yuhhuh, you could put them on your clothes; that's what I do.
Me: what?! Morgan, that's disgusting. Why would you do that?
Morgan: well, I have no where else to put them.
William: yuhhuh, you could put them on your clothes; that's what I do.
Lydia: knock
knock
Me: who's there?
Lydia: tutu!
Me: tutu who?
Lydia: because.
Me: who's there?
Lydia: tutu!
Me: tutu who?
Lydia: because.
Morgan has a
neighborhood friend his age. He was playing here. This was their conversation.
Joey: how did you know that?
Morgan: I just read it.
Joey: you can read?!
Morgan: yeah.
Joey: are you a scientist??
Joey: how did you know that?
Morgan: I just read it.
Joey: you can read?!
Morgan: yeah.
Joey: are you a scientist??
Lydia put a
tutu on to dance. Then she turned and tried to see her bum. She said, "my
butt! I can't find my butt!" as she frantically tried to lift all the
ruffles of her tutu.
We were at
Walmart. A very large man was in the aisle with us. Lydia saw him and waited until
he was nice and close. Then she pointed at him and said, "oooh, a big
one!" and because I was trying not to draw attention to it or her, she
felt I didn't hear so repeated louder, "look mommy, a big one!" face
palm.
William: why
does it smell like bad breath over here?
Owen: because Morgan. He was farting so the bad breath went into him and me.
Owen: because Morgan. He was farting so the bad breath went into him and me.
Owen: Do you
know where tomorrow is? It's a state. It's where the moon is.
Morgan:
Mommy, I made up a joke! Who is afraid to read?
Me: Umm...frogs.
Morgan: Nope, Barack Obama! It's a joke! A funny lie.
Me: Umm...frogs.
Morgan: Nope, Barack Obama! It's a joke! A funny lie.
Morgan:
whenever you see a baby you should look on its back to see if it's a devil
baby, a good baby, or a normal baby.
Me: what?!
Morgan: oh, did you hear that? I looked it up in a magazine with Owen. He calls it devil baby magazine.
Me: what?!
Morgan: oh, did you hear that? I looked it up in a magazine with Owen. He calls it devil baby magazine.
Morgan:
"when I grow up if I get a wife, I wanna work away lots at a work building
so she won't have to hear all of my loudness."
Owen just
pointed at a Mexican man and said with a chuckle, "Look at that brown boy.
He looks like a gardener."
Morgan
breaks open his fortune cookie to read it aloud. "You will always be
tortured by good friends."
I think he
confused the word "surrounded" with "tortured".
William:
"what's that wood in the road?"
David: "it's probably just something that fell out of the back of a pickup or something."
Morgan: "are they littering the world?"
David: "sounds like someone has been listening to too much propaganda."
David: "it's probably just something that fell out of the back of a pickup or something."
Morgan: "are they littering the world?"
David: "sounds like someone has been listening to too much propaganda."
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